Showing posts with label cunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cunt. Show all posts
Monday, 28 May 2012
Tuesday, 22 May 2012
You dont get the Seal of approval!
Most of them are fluffy and i would even go as far to say they are quite cute but this one is a smug, annoying twat!!!
I couldn't hate this bloke more even if i tried!
I am trying to think where to start with this one but just looking at this toss pots face is making my brain just go AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SMARMY , PITT FILLED FACE!!!.
The Australian version of the voice has been going a few weeks now and the producers of the show thought it would be a good idea to get Seal as one of the judges! Australia are a little bit behind the rest of the world and i think his song Kiss from a Rose has just been released here or something like that? So he seems to be a pretty big star over here?! But then again so are Mel B and Brian Mcfadden... You know... The black one from the spice girls and that bloke who was in West Life who was porking that annoying, fat druggy bird who was in Atomic Kitten?!.. Thought you did!
He along with Delta Goodrum ,Keith Nicole Kidmans husband and some yank from Good Charlotte are deciding the hopes and dreams of failed singers (Its a lot like X factor just without the best bits with the shite singers).
Everything about the show is annoying really but Seal is by far and away the single most annoying thing on the planet! Please watch this clip.
I know what you thinking.... What a cunt....Am i right???? I knew i was !!! I have also found that even though he does talk he doesn't actually say anything that actually mean anything. Try this on for size this was said when he was mentoringtalking complete bollocks to one of his performers. He of course is saying it in a very patronising, slow meaningful way "What you. Have GOT to do, is tame the beast. Then you have got to release it and kill everyone in the room!!! Thats your power, Thats your destiny!!".
You know what Seal me old Mucka? I know exactly what you mean!! but i was thinking more of taming the beast and then riding the beast right up your arse as that is where you seem to be going , then getting the beast to bite off your giant pan hands and then slapping the shit out of your smug face with them!! How does that sound??
I am trying to think where to start with this one but just looking at this toss pots face is making my brain just go AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SMARMY , PITT FILLED FACE!!!.
The Australian version of the voice has been going a few weeks now and the producers of the show thought it would be a good idea to get Seal as one of the judges! Australia are a little bit behind the rest of the world and i think his song Kiss from a Rose has just been released here or something like that? So he seems to be a pretty big star over here?! But then again so are Mel B and Brian Mcfadden... You know... The black one from the spice girls and that bloke who was in West Life who was porking that annoying, fat druggy bird who was in Atomic Kitten?!.. Thought you did!
He along with Delta Goodrum ,Keith Nicole Kidmans husband and some yank from Good Charlotte are deciding the hopes and dreams of failed singers (Its a lot like X factor just without the best bits with the shite singers).
Everything about the show is annoying really but Seal is by far and away the single most annoying thing on the planet! Please watch this clip.
I know what you thinking.... What a cunt....Am i right???? I knew i was !!! I have also found that even though he does talk he doesn't actually say anything that actually mean anything. Try this on for size this was said when he was mentoring
You know what Seal me old Mucka? I know exactly what you mean!! but i was thinking more of taming the beast and then riding the beast right up your arse as that is where you seem to be going , then getting the beast to bite off your giant pan hands and then slapping the shit out of your smug face with them!! How does that sound??
Thursday, 19 April 2012
The Fragility of life
Maybe its because i am now old that i am becoming more sentimental? or maybe my man boobs are producing more estrogen? Who Knows? but i just read that someone who's blog i follow has just passed and it has genuinely upset me.
Vicky or as i knew her better Whitewave92 has lost her battle with a tumor and at such a young age its heart breaking.Well its heart breaking at whatever age life is lost but i guess more shocking and hits home the message of mortality a lot harder.
If i was to say i knew her i would be lying, as i never had the pleasure of speaking to her outside of the bloggesphere. But having read all of her posts i feel that i got a good measure of the girl and a glimpse of what she was going through even though i will never really know if you know what i am saying ?
I also think that rather than any one become sad over what has happened to her she would prefer everyone to take life by the balls, as lets face it.. life will always be to short! Even if not to short for the person that has passed but the people who mourn that person.
Mortality is a scary thing and to lose someone is horrible but i agree with how i think Vicky would feel and that is live life to the full, laugh and feel as much as you can and drink and swear brikie !
Rest in peace young lady X
Vicky or as i knew her better Whitewave92 has lost her battle with a tumor and at such a young age its heart breaking.Well its heart breaking at whatever age life is lost but i guess more shocking and hits home the message of mortality a lot harder.
If i was to say i knew her i would be lying, as i never had the pleasure of speaking to her outside of the bloggesphere. But having read all of her posts i feel that i got a good measure of the girl and a glimpse of what she was going through even though i will never really know if you know what i am saying ?
I also think that rather than any one become sad over what has happened to her she would prefer everyone to take life by the balls, as lets face it.. life will always be to short! Even if not to short for the person that has passed but the people who mourn that person.
Mortality is a scary thing and to lose someone is horrible but i agree with how i think Vicky would feel and that is live life to the full, laugh and feel as much as you can and drink and swear brikie !
Rest in peace young lady X
Monday, 31 October 2011
Go fuck yourself Great Britain!
Right the time is here ! I am offskiso and wont be blogging til Jan so i have a few words before i leave .....
..........Pretty much what the Kid said !
I leave you with this ....................
And then this ..........
Big Love
Stupidstu
x
..........Pretty much what the Kid said !
I leave you with this ....................
And then this ..........
Big Love
Stupidstu
x
Friday, 21 October 2011
Fun Police
Well i was in the virtual coffee shop the other day as i was bored out of my small mind when i posted a question i thought would be fun! Mildly offensive yet fun! But someone (The fun police) didn't!
Right i will build the picture a little .................................
So i am off travelling the world for 3 years in November ( i feel the need to constantly tell everyone this fact) and i am in the last week at work pretty much( as above ), and as the Manager at work i have wangled it so i have nothing to do. So apart from support my fellow team when they need me i am either surfing the net or talking to my best mate in Australia on the phone about how drunk we are going to get when i get there ( On the work phone of course ) .
Whilst surfing the net for a while i thought i would pop my head into the coffee shop and see what the youth of today were talking about ? To be honest most of the times i go in there the conversation isMiserable as fuck deep or shit about fashion ! People asking questions such as ..
Does anyone just talk about their life?
Is it fair to look prostitute as a bad woman only?
"Let Women Die" Act
Im adopted and Im greatful are you? lets talk Ive got things to get off my chest, how bout you?
Blogs sharing personal experiences with depression
Tell me your thoughts on God
Right i know that a lot of young people and some of us old ones go in there to get shit off your chest which is great, but it all seems a little much ! I mean is the youth of today that down in the dumps and desperate to know answers and opinions on stuff like child abuse and thoughts about God? If so i am glad i am not young anymore that is for sure ! When i was young it was all about setting fire to bins,getting pissed and fingering girls in the park or anywhere for that matter( not much has changed really).
Anyway back to the point (of which is shit but hey i am bored) I decided to post the question ..............
As i have seen that a lot of people are nice and want to tell people what is good about their blog and people flock to these things like gypsies to scrap metal i thought i would go with....Want to know what is shit about your blog ?
I asked this question as i thought it would lighten the mood a little and be funny to rip on people, have the same back and hopefully get a bit of abusive, stupid fun on the go. Some people got involved and i thought here we go this might actually entertain me for a while and then all of a sudden whilst trying to post a comment it started telling me there was some sort of error ?? I thought at first that the page might of crashed because everyone in there wanted to know what i thought was shit about there blog .. I was getting excited about abusing people left right and centre and people thinking that i was hilarious and we could all laugh together at my witty anecdotes about how shit your font, content and take on life is and stuff like that !!
Well my fantasy of being the most popular person in the coffee shop was suddenly shattered when i looked at the top of the screen and it said "Another discussion address this question"! then i started thinking " wow there are 2 of us highly funny people in the coffee shop at the same time talking about the same shit ! Yes " . So i go back in there to have a look as see if i can find this fantastic individual, but can I? .......can i bollocks ! But whilst looking for him i notice that my question has now been moved into some obscure room where i think the last post was back 2009 ! And then it hits me !!Bloody wanky That very sharp mediator deems this inappropriate and has moved me away from everyone else like i had leprosy or something ! Cheeky bastard ! I tried the process several times and again and again the same thing happened ! Even when i softened the question to "Want to know what is pants about your blog?( Revised question as to not upset the fun police) ".
I would and should now fly off into a rant about Bigbrother (not the shitty programme) but then this blog would go on forever but i will say that THEY are everywhere and by they i mean the fun police/ pc brigade/ goverment/ nosey bastards! It was once again bought to my attention with this whole baby smaking debate that is going on at the moment and i dont even have a child and it getting on my tits. !!! Right i am going to shut up now !
If the fun police are reading this then i would like to congratulate them on doing such a thorough job and keeping knobs like me away from normal society !
Right i will build the picture a little .................................
So i am off travelling the world for 3 years in November ( i feel the need to constantly tell everyone this fact) and i am in the last week at work pretty much( as above ), and as the Manager at work i have wangled it so i have nothing to do. So apart from support my fellow team when they need me i am either surfing the net or talking to my best mate in Australia on the phone about how drunk we are going to get when i get there ( On the work phone of course ) .
Whilst surfing the net for a while i thought i would pop my head into the coffee shop and see what the youth of today were talking about ? To be honest most of the times i go in there the conversation is
Is it fair to look prostitute as a bad woman only?
"Let Women Die" Act
| United States Of Child-Abuse |
Im adopted and Im greatful are you? lets talk Ive got things to get off my chest, how bout you?
Blogs sharing personal experiences with depression
Tell me your thoughts on God
Right i know that a lot of young people and some of us old ones go in there to get shit off your chest which is great, but it all seems a little much ! I mean is the youth of today that down in the dumps and desperate to know answers and opinions on stuff like child abuse and thoughts about God? If so i am glad i am not young anymore that is for sure ! When i was young it was all about setting fire to bins,getting pissed and fingering girls in the park or anywhere for that matter( not much has changed really).
Anyway back to the point (of which is shit but hey i am bored) I decided to post the question ..............
As i have seen that a lot of people are nice and want to tell people what is good about their blog and people flock to these things like gypsies to scrap metal i thought i would go with....Want to know what is shit about your blog ?
I asked this question as i thought it would lighten the mood a little and be funny to rip on people, have the same back and hopefully get a bit of abusive, stupid fun on the go. Some people got involved and i thought here we go this might actually entertain me for a while and then all of a sudden whilst trying to post a comment it started telling me there was some sort of error ?? I thought at first that the page might of crashed because everyone in there wanted to know what i thought was shit about there blog .. I was getting excited about abusing people left right and centre and people thinking that i was hilarious and we could all laugh together at my witty anecdotes about how shit your font, content and take on life is and stuff like that !!
Well my fantasy of being the most popular person in the coffee shop was suddenly shattered when i looked at the top of the screen and it said "Another discussion address this question"! then i started thinking " wow there are 2 of us highly funny people in the coffee shop at the same time talking about the same shit ! Yes " . So i go back in there to have a look as see if i can find this fantastic individual, but can I? .......can i bollocks ! But whilst looking for him i notice that my question has now been moved into some obscure room where i think the last post was back 2009 ! And then it hits me !!
I would and should now fly off into a rant about Bigbrother (not the shitty programme) but then this blog would go on forever but i will say that THEY are everywhere and by they i mean the fun police/ pc brigade/ goverment/ nosey bastards! It was once again bought to my attention with this whole baby smaking debate that is going on at the moment and i dont even have a child and it getting on my tits. !!! Right i am going to shut up now !
If the fun police are reading this then i would like to congratulate them on doing such a thorough job and keeping knobs like me away from normal society !
Friday, 2 September 2011
Two things i hate are gobby yids and Manc's !
I am a massive Arsenal fan so after the thrashing the other week and then this morning waking up to hear Gary fuckin Nevile spouting his "i love Manchester United" Bollocks again! It has prompted me to write this piece of literary wonder about the 2 biggest cunts from the 2 wankiest teams !
Case 1; Gary Fucking Neville
Gay much ?
It had been a great day the 2nd of Febuary this year when i went onto BBC sport and it's head line was "Gary cunt Neville has retired" ! I remember reading the article and thinking " thank fuck i dont have to see or hear from that manc bastard again" I was hoping that Sir Alex himself had done us all a favour and put him out of his misery cause lets face it .. i bet his constant Manchester united this, manchester united that, every day at training even got on the scots tits! Gary Neville even said himself recently when Danny Welbeck was substituted against the dirty Yids the other week " i went my entire career without getting a look like that off the boss" ( he was referring to the jubilant look Ferguson had on his face with regards to Welbeck performance. Unless ferguson just has a thing for young black men ?! ) . That comment goes to show that the man who Neville loved more than himself thought 2 things ..
1)That he never set the world on fire on the pitch !
2) He is a cunt!
I agree with Ferguson on both points ! This Rat tashed prick should do us all a favour and crawl back into his own arse hole and then go and fuck himself ! Below are the quotes from todays bbc sport about the England team ..
"Ferguson may have got more out of the squad," Vague much ?!
"But the reality is would we have beaten Spain in the last World Cup? No, because they were better than England." Nice one Nev !
"The analogy I use is if a man takes a woman out 85 times and then she's not your girlfriend at the end of it, you've wasted a lot of time". Wanker !
"Over the last 10 or 15 years, Spain, France, Italy, Portugal and Brazil have all been better than England." Stato !!
"We need more players of higher quality who can keep the ball." David Pleat Esq ?
I mean come on!! ... I could have told you that AND my Analogy would have been better! Something along the lines of .." If you have shagged a bird 85 times and she is still shit in bed then dump her and then ask yourself the question... would you of had more fun by simply just having a wank?" Done .
Come and get me Sky sports !!!
Case 2; Garth Crooks
Smug Prick
Garth Crooks and his general ability to be an utter knob are the reason i hate this ex yid cockend. He is constantly making ludicrous statements and pulling stupid smug faces ! His facial expression i hate the most is the one when he looks like he has just stolen candy from a homeless kid who has just sold his arse 5 times over for it ! The one he would pull if he was fingering a disabled person ! I am indeed talking about the above picture !!!
On top of his ridiculous facial expressions is his inane waffelling on BBC football focus ! I hate to think that i actually pay some of this cunts wages and all i get in return is him talking about what he bought at the shops yesterday afternoon! I sit there wishing there was something i could do?!.. maybe i could go to the bbc tower and blow it up ( just to make sure ) but then i think " what if somehow i fucked up the next series of spooks?" i love that show! so that fucks that up!.So there i am on a Saterday afternoon , resigned to sitting there in my undercrackers swearing at my T.V ( well that fat smug git ) with my misses looking at me in disgust saying to me " i dont know why you get so het up about him ? He is wearing a nice shirt after all!" and stuff like "calm down! its only a game!!" its safe to say that these comments don't help my mood and then its my turn to look at her in disgust whilst thinking !! "Is this woman next to me a closet Yid?", "would that smug bastard he have that smug look on my face whilst fingering MY misses? I bet he would!" and worse of all "does she actually like Garth Crook's shirt?"
I will leave it up to you which one of these wankers you actually hate more ! Let me know who you hate and why?!
Case 1; Gary Fucking Neville
It had been a great day the 2nd of Febuary this year when i went onto BBC sport and it's head line was "Gary cunt Neville has retired" ! I remember reading the article and thinking " thank fuck i dont have to see or hear from that manc bastard again" I was hoping that Sir Alex himself had done us all a favour and put him out of his misery cause lets face it .. i bet his constant Manchester united this, manchester united that, every day at training even got on the scots tits! Gary Neville even said himself recently when Danny Welbeck was substituted against the dirty Yids the other week " i went my entire career without getting a look like that off the boss" ( he was referring to the jubilant look Ferguson had on his face with regards to Welbeck performance. Unless ferguson just has a thing for young black men ?! ) . That comment goes to show that the man who Neville loved more than himself thought 2 things ..
1)That he never set the world on fire on the pitch !
2) He is a cunt!
I agree with Ferguson on both points ! This Rat tashed prick should do us all a favour and crawl back into his own arse hole and then go and fuck himself ! Below are the quotes from todays bbc sport about the England team ..
"Ferguson may have got more out of the squad," Vague much ?!
"But the reality is would we have beaten Spain in the last World Cup? No, because they were better than England." Nice one Nev !
"The analogy I use is if a man takes a woman out 85 times and then she's not your girlfriend at the end of it, you've wasted a lot of time". Wanker !
"Over the last 10 or 15 years, Spain, France, Italy, Portugal and Brazil have all been better than England." Stato !!
"We need more players of higher quality who can keep the ball." David Pleat Esq ?
I mean come on!! ... I could have told you that AND my Analogy would have been better! Something along the lines of .." If you have shagged a bird 85 times and she is still shit in bed then dump her and then ask yourself the question... would you of had more fun by simply just having a wank?" Done .
Come and get me Sky sports !!!
Case 2; Garth Crooks
Garth Crooks and his general ability to be an utter knob are the reason i hate this ex yid cockend. He is constantly making ludicrous statements and pulling stupid smug faces ! His facial expression i hate the most is the one when he looks like he has just stolen candy from a homeless kid who has just sold his arse 5 times over for it ! The one he would pull if he was fingering a disabled person ! I am indeed talking about the above picture !!!
On top of his ridiculous facial expressions is his inane waffelling on BBC football focus ! I hate to think that i actually pay some of this cunts wages and all i get in return is him talking about what he bought at the shops yesterday afternoon! I sit there wishing there was something i could do?!.. maybe i could go to the bbc tower and blow it up ( just to make sure ) but then i think " what if somehow i fucked up the next series of spooks?" i love that show! so that fucks that up!.So there i am on a Saterday afternoon , resigned to sitting there in my undercrackers swearing at my T.V ( well that fat smug git ) with my misses looking at me in disgust saying to me " i dont know why you get so het up about him ? He is wearing a nice shirt after all!" and stuff like "calm down! its only a game!!" its safe to say that these comments don't help my mood and then its my turn to look at her in disgust whilst thinking !! "Is this woman next to me a closet Yid?", "would that smug bastard he have that smug look on my face whilst fingering MY misses? I bet he would!" and worse of all "does she actually like Garth Crook's shirt?"
I will leave it up to you which one of these wankers you actually hate more ! Let me know who you hate and why?!
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