Tuesday 22 May 2012

You dont get the Seal of approval!

Most of them are fluffy and i would even go as far to say they are quite cute but this one is a smug, annoying twat!!!




                                                I couldn't hate this bloke more even if i tried!

I am trying to think where to start with this one but just looking at this toss pots face is making my brain just go AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SMARMY , PITT FILLED FACE!!!.

The Australian version of the voice has been going a few weeks now and the producers of the show thought it would be a good idea to get Seal as one of the judges! Australia are a little bit behind the rest of the world and i think his song Kiss from a Rose has just been released here or something like that? So he seems to be a pretty big star over here?! But then again so are Mel B and Brian Mcfadden... You know... The black one from the spice girls and that bloke who was in West Life who was porking that annoying, fat druggy bird who was in Atomic Kitten?!.. Thought you did!    

He along with Delta Goodrum ,Keith Nicole Kidmans husband and some yank from Good Charlotte are deciding the hopes and dreams of failed singers (Its a lot like X factor just without the best bits with the shite singers).

Everything about the show is annoying really but Seal is by far and away the single most annoying thing on the planet! Please watch this clip.


I know what you thinking.... What a cunt....Am i right???? I knew i was !!! I have also found that even though he does talk he doesn't actually say anything that actually mean anything. Try this on for size this was said when he was mentoring talking complete bollocks to one of his performers. He of course is saying it in a very patronising, slow meaningful way  "What you. Have GOT to do, is tame the beast. Then you have got to release it and kill everyone in the room!!! Thats your power, Thats your destiny!!".

You know what Seal me old Mucka? I know exactly what you mean!! but i was thinking more of taming the beast and then riding the beast right up your arse as that is where you seem to be going , then getting the beast to bite off your giant pan hands and then slapping the shit out of your smug face with them!! How does that sound??




3 comments:

  1. First of all... YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome Back.

    Yeah he's a cunt. But not as much of a cunt as this Danny bloke we have on The Voice here. Never heard of him before the show - at least Seal is pretty well known. We also have Will-I-am-a-cunt who seems to think that everyone is "dope", ironic really cos he just comes across as dopey.

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    1. Cheers mate

      The reason i think i have lost my mojo is i am now writing for a gaming web site and its drawing all my energy at the moment.

      Your blog has been making me laugh round the world so thanks for that!

      I know your saying the UK has some cunting judges on it but i dont think you understand how MUCH of a cunt seal is!!! My misses even called him a cunt the other night and she isnt the kind of girl who says cunt very often!!!

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